Calgone take me away!!!

2 solid days of kids fighting, not listening, back talking, melt downs, dog barking for no reason, a messy house, husband out of town, supposed to be at real estate school, trying to get ready for company, interruptions all day and I'm seriously about to lose it.  It's actually been a few weeks of solid crazy I'm starting to feel the pressure but proudly I've stayed calm.  Primary president duties.  I don't know if I can take anymore today.  I'm going to carry on folding the laundry maybe I can zone everything out for about 30 mins.  Geesh